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Dec. 15th, 2010 09:17 am
loisfuckinglane: (| jimmy fell down a well?!)
[personal profile] loisfuckinglane
Ok, this place has officially pushed itself from Twilight Zone territory into the Outer Limits.   I've been here two days, and yesterday, I kept getting inexplicably caught running in place on corners if I didn't give them a wide enough berth.   Strangers kept making entirely random comments out loud about the status of things in the city or their personal lives when I got within five feet of them or made eye contact.  Rats kept attacking me, and I swear to God, some of them were wearing sunglasses.  I'm not sure what's more bizarre: that or the fact that I actually defied the laws of physics and punched them to death.  Punched.  The tiny rats.

Maybe it was the part where they exploded in a shower of coins afterwards.  And the musical fanfare.  I'm getting a headache from that same damn trumpet noise every five seconds.

[Advil.  She needs some Advil.]  All I know is that somebody out there has to have a better explanation for what I'm doing here and how I'm getting home than that Damon guy did: because 'no clue and we're not'?  Sorry Regis, but that's not my final answer.

Date: 2010-12-15 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] advancetheplot.livejournal.com
Apparently we've totally been kidnapped or something.

Date: 2010-12-16 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] advancetheplot.livejournal.com
Someone called them the deities but I don't even know what that means. I mean I know what it means but who calls themselves that? Honestly.

Date: 2010-12-16 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
Talk about a god complex.

Date: 2010-12-16 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] advancetheplot.livejournal.com
They seriously need to just trouser it and like... get a hold of themselves.

Date: 2010-12-16 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
So what do they want with us?

Date: 2010-12-15 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] causeblackouts.livejournal.com
You really need to work on your coping skills.

Date: 2010-12-15 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
Not where 'coping' is equivalent to 'admitting defeat'.

Date: 2010-12-15 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] causeblackouts.livejournal.com
Admitting defeat is the first step to accepting the fact that you're not going anywhere. You're seriously gonna have a hard time dealing if you think you're gonna get back anytime soon. Like, winding up a hobo hard time.

Date: 2010-12-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
Right, bag lady, I'll make sure to avoid that at all costs.

So what's your great piece of advice, Dear Abby?

Date: 2010-12-16 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
Doing what? Setting out the gingerbread crumbs to lead fat children back here to get eaten for dinner?

Date: 2010-12-17 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] causeblackouts.livejournal.com
It's a city. If you can't figure out a job all on your own, I don't think you're smart enough to rope Hansel and Gretel into showing up.

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Date: 2010-12-16 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] historyrepeater.livejournal.com
I take it he wasn't very helpful.

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Date: 2010-12-16 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
I'm sure he'd like to think he was.

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] historyrepeater.livejournal.com
I'm his brother, Stefan. I can help with anything you need to know.

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
Oh, so you must be the good twin.

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Date: 2010-12-16 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com
No damn clue and you're outta luck?

Date: 2010-12-16 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
So just kick back, grab a beer, and enjoy the kidnap ride, is that it?

Date: 2010-12-16 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com
Sorta depends on how much your life sucked back home.

Date: 2010-12-16 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
It might not have been Easy Street right now, but that's exactly why I've gotta get back to it.

Some people are counting on me.

Date: 2010-12-16 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dude-imbatman.livejournal.com
Then you're gonna wanna talk to a guy named Solomon. I don't get the science shit but I think he's working to get the hell out of here. No one really knows how we get brought here but it's probably got something to do with the clock. Deities aren't the ones in charge. They're just babysitters. There's something bigger and uglier at the bottom of all of this. I don't know what but a few weeks ago they paid a big ass blood tribute to it. I say they. I mean we bled. The deities delivered.

And don't screw it up for the ones of us who's life sucked a lot more at home and like the break.
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Date: 2010-12-16 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com
So... what? We're stuck in an Indiana Jones movie, is that what you're trying to tell me?

And you can't be serious. What's so bad that being somebody's prisoner - some... evil cult's prisoner or whatever - is better than going home?

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