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"You've reached Lois Lane, Daily Planet.  If this is about a story, leave me your name and number and I'll get right back to you.  If it's an emergency - or about a deadline - use an appropriately frantic tone."

This post acts as an IC voicemail for Lois and OOC contact post for the mun.  Please indicate if the comment is OOC.
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How's My Driving?

You know the drill.
All comments screened.
Anon is available as an option.

Comments, complaints, questions, concerns, critiques, etc. all welcome.
 
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PARADISA: all the threads

Post 001 | Priority one: coffee
Post 002 | Gather intel
Post 003 | Report on ... everything
Clark | Breakfast in bed
Lorne & Clark |  Be Smallville's +1
Spike S. |  Hold down the open bar
Crowley & Clark |  Forge friendships that make Clark anxious
Post 004 |  Go on a real date with Smallville
Post 005 |  Research soul-stealing swords
Justinia & Damian | Rescue a princess kitty from the boy terror
Prime | Meet Clone #1
Kon & Clark | Get the world's biggest spoilers
Post 006 | Learn the truth / first flight / spend the night
Post 007 |  Work off excess emotions
Roy |  Interview with a hot shot
Clark | Doubles, stargazing, and broaching the trip
Post 008 | Honor the dead
Clark |  Play hide and seek
Post 009 | Leave for the Dead Zone
Post 010 | Houston, we have a problem
Clark | Discuss disappearances
Post 011 | Lucy, Jo  | Abducted 
Post 012 | Go Film Noir
Clark | Plan a party
Post 013 | Have alone time with Smallville
Clark, Lana, etc.| Celebrate turkey day DCU style
Post 014 | Catch kissing fever
Post 015 | Threaten fat lip
Clark | Christmas Day
Post 016 | Tis the season
Post 017 | Express suspicions re: gifts from Flora
Post 018 | Isis Rises
Post 019 | The Fury of the Gods
Post 020 | My Heart Will Go On
Post 021 | Claire, Jono | Call it a Ritual
Post 022 |  The Burning Prince
Canon Updated
Clark |  Aftermath
Post 023
| Apologies
Post 024 | Private fears
Clark | Impending V Day Doom
Post 025 | Propose to Superman
Post 026 | Announce engagement
Clark | Good job, honey
Clark | Check out the bleeding tree
Post 027 | Find Slenderman clue
Post 028 | Research exorcisms
Post 029 | Engagement party invitations
Post 030 | Update report and deliver a warning
Ino, Faye | Get trolled on April Fools
Post 031 | Plan Mineas Well trip
Post 032 | Interview Flora
Clark | Learn about Lara
Post 033 | Discuss mysterious source & rescheduling party
Clark |  Spontaneous motherhood
Clark | Discuss Riful
Post 034 | Be emo over a lot of things
Post 035 | Prep Lente's Point travelers
Group | Lente's Point expedition
Clark |  Good boy, Krypto
Yuki | Mirror talk
Ray | Revisit destroying Frostmourne
Batwoman | Celebrate Two Face's capture
Five | Baddie molting season
Meowth, Conan, Kitty |  Get caught snooping in Riful's room
Post 037 | Admit secret source's identity and publish info
"Newspaper Club" |  Make that deadline
Gunn |  The one week blues
Hush |  This is not the Bruce Wayne you are looking for
Post 038 |  Check everybody's status | Clark, Oliver, Lana
loisfuckinglane: (| i -will- go buffy on your ass)
COUNTED STARS: all the threads

Post 001 | Welcome fresh meat | Catty, Jo, Tenel Ka, Ren, Draco, Adam, Hatter, Alice, Nana, Clark
Post 002 | Rock the gold bikini | Hatter, Lily, Claire, Spike, Zekk, Draco, Anakin, Mal, Ness, Ren, Clark, Sylar, Kara, Jo
Post 003 | Angle for a story | Onya
Post 004 | Interviews re: killer robots | Ness, Claire, Anakin, Wash, Hatter, Jo, Catty, Terra, Alice, Gohan, Lily, Shiori
Post 005 | Plan night out | Hatter, Alice, Hardison, Ren, Sam F
Post 006 | Mynock vandalized | Catty, Ren, Lily, Shiori, Claire, Ten
Post 007 | Lonely Hearts Club | Sirius, Shiori
Post 008 | Survive zombie invasion | Stefan, Anya, Garrus, Nathan
Post 009 | The adventures of Sabaac Alice | Flynn, Nathan, Peter, Sam W
Post 010 | Arrested! | Logan, Spike, Chloe, Garrus, Catty
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"I promise I will find out who did this to you. Even if I have to do it alone."


Lois Lane, 4x01 CRUSADE


The fact that Lois even feels compelled to say this seems, on the surface, to imply that she had expected the Kents to jump to her aid when she came seeking them out - but Clark sees through to the truth of it. That's only when she had been consciously telling herself.

Clark
: Chloe was my best friend. You're not the only one who misses her.
Lois: I'm just the only one doing something about it.
Clark: ... I get the feeling you like to do things yourself.

Lois wants to find justice for Chloe on her own, or she wouldn't have let herself get run off and turned down by Martha so easily when she dropped by the farm. She's clearly not the type to take no for an answer, and Clark's picked that up already. So when Lois says 'even if I have to do it alone', trying to make it sound as if she's met with with impossible resistance and tried all avenues already, she's revealing her subconscious desire to stand as a single figure against Lionel Luthor, to be the one to bring him to justice herself, against ridiculous odds. Which explains, as well, why she works so hard to get in to see Lionel face to face, when she admittedly has no reason to do so other than to look him in the face - and to let him know who she was, and that she was pitting herself against him. Why does she want to carry this burden alone so badly? Is it just because, as she says, her daddy raised her to be 'independent and self sufficient'?

Rather, it's how she intends to make up for her own 'weakness', in coming to Chloe's funeral, and not being able to emotionally confront her death until three months later. This only seems to be more clearly supported by the fact that she makes the vow literally to Chloe's grave.

Lois
: I hate myself for being weak. I just knew that the moment I came here... it would make it real.

And Clark, on some instinctive level, just automatically gets that about Lois. His very first words upon happening across her at the graveside are "You're not alone", and he's the one who invites Lois to stay at the Kent farm and help her investigate, despite his mother having tried to warn her away from going after Lionel, and despite the risk it might pose to his own secret. He knows that if he doesn't work with her, she's going to try to carry it all off on her shoulders, and she has no idea what she's getting into. And he manages to talk her out of her lone crusade in a way that doesn't compromise her pride. As weird as she might think he is initially, and however much they might grate on each other, that gesture lays an immensely solid foundation for a connection between the two.
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Alright, Paradisa, so it's been almost two years since I published my initial report on this place, and I think that's about time for a clean-up.  Which means I need your help again. Brave souls who want to go journal diving can apply within - or people who've kept detailed notes already.

Those of you who are new around here don't have a copy of the old journal, and not everybody knows how to work CastleNet, so I figured I'd recopy and update everything in here. [ Plus, it's a nice avoidance mechanism to keep her mind off losing Ella again... ]

So without further ado...

Filtered away from First Gens, except for Reno Browne and Roy Harper. Also filtered away from those who would report this information back to the First Gens. )

This is by no means complete, but I'm trying to at least pick out the important information and organize it so that we might figure out some patterns.

Most importantly, I think we need to start making plans for exploration right now, before the Hostiles get back, and while the weather's still in our favor. Zexion suggested something called the Totem Coast, to the west.
loisfuckinglane: (| this feels like a sex fantasy)
Fandom: Smallville / Alice
Characters: Lois Lane ([livejournal.com profile] loisfuckinglane  ) and Hatter ([livejournal.com profile] hereinthisstyle  )
Genre: Action/Humor
Rating: PG
Timeline/Verse: [livejournal.com profile] counted_stars  
Prompt: Song 2 by Blur
Requested By: [livejournal.com profile] digthenym   ilu, bb ♥
Summary: Sometimes getting the scoop's easier with a little help from your friends.  Sometimes not.

(""You know, from now on when you say you're calling in a favor, I'm going to ask for a full description, typed out in detail beforehand,"")
loisfuckinglane: (| is there a problem officer?)
[Lois had never been to the Underground herself yet, so she made sure to leave with plenty of time to spare for navigating.  She seems to have no qualms whatsoever about pushing her way through in the direction of the Casino unaccompanied, even somewhat dressed up for the evening as she is, and it's obvious that she's not particularly worried about being accosted.  Really, she figures, she's dealt with worse.

It strikes her, however, when she reaches the entrance of the place that she has no idea what the guy she's meeting up with looks like, which is annoying enough.  Shoving her way up to the front corner, she doesn't wait for an invitation to ask her question, simply snapping to get someone's attention.]

Hey, I'm looking for a guy named Tony Stark.  Anyone know where I might find him?
loisfuckinglane: (| my source?  you mean wikipedia?)
Alright.  I've tried backtracking on the network in order to put info together, but between updates from residents every five seconds to remind us that, hey, guess what, there's still snow in the wintertime (thanks for the newsflash, guys), and these psycho curses every other day, it's pretty difficult to pluck out the bullet points.  Honestly, people, with this amount of comm chatter, I don't know how anybody would get help in a real emergency.

Anyways, maybe some of you around here can be more effective Google searches than holding down my scroll button for eternity.  

Besides the obvious trapped in Dimension X scenario, what have people actually figured out about this place in all the time they've been stuck here?  Who's racking up the most frequent flier miles in terms of how long they've been here?  What do we know about these so-called deities causing the shots?  

I mean, come on, not everybody around here can actually be content to sit and ride out wave after wave of voodoo magic, while pretending they're living normal happy lives in Toon Town in between.
loisfuckinglane: (| so this time it's evil cyborg you?)
So it seems a lot of people here end up coming from the same world, or running into people they know, but so far I've seen nothing but strangers, and some of you have never even heard of Metropolis, Kansas.

Is there anyone out there who knows who the Luthors are, at least?

Back home, I was investigating my cousin's murder, and looking for information on Lionel Luthor is how I ended up in here in the first place.  I don't really like the idea of going home some day empty handed.

And on a totally different note, I'm going stir-crazy.  Anyone out there up for going out to try to find some entertainment?  
loisfuckinglane: (| i'm a classy bitch)
In an effort to make this plot run as smoothly as possible, and to allow everyone to get involved who wanted to, here's a brief outline of what I'm currently planning!  Please feel free to comment to this post at any juncture to ask questions / plot with other people or me, etc.

Post 01 | Isis Rises )

Post 02 | The Fury of the Gods )

Post 03 | My Heart Will Go On :| )

Post 04 | Call It A Ritual )

Post 05 | The Burning Prince )
Research Info on Isis )
loisfuckinglane: (| jimmy fell down a well?!)
Ok, this place has officially pushed itself from Twilight Zone territory into the Outer Limits.   I've been here two days, and yesterday, I kept getting inexplicably caught running in place on corners if I didn't give them a wide enough berth.   Strangers kept making entirely random comments out loud about the status of things in the city or their personal lives when I got within five feet of them or made eye contact.  Rats kept attacking me, and I swear to God, some of them were wearing sunglasses.  I'm not sure what's more bizarre: that or the fact that I actually defied the laws of physics and punched them to death.  Punched.  The tiny rats.

Maybe it was the part where they exploded in a shower of coins afterwards.  And the musical fanfare.  I'm getting a headache from that same damn trumpet noise every five seconds.

[Advil.  She needs some Advil.]  All I know is that somebody out there has to have a better explanation for what I'm doing here and how I'm getting home than that Damon guy did: because 'no clue and we're not'?  Sorry Regis, but that's not my final answer.
loisfuckinglane: (| i saved basil of baker street!)
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Oh, Clark, come on. That's like saying Tommy Lee's just a drummer. Sometimes I worry there is no poetry in you. )
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